Learn Piano

Hi and welcome to my learn piano blog. I will be posting tips and tricks as well as articles and software reviews to help you learn piano.

Looking for some free sheet music for piano? There are some great sources out there on the web. We will be pointing you in that direction.

Perhaps you need to make a decision about whether to purchase an acoustic piano or a good electronic piano. We will help you to weigh the pros and cons of each.

Looking for free piano lessons. Believe it or not there are some, as well as some great software to help you learn.

Want to learn piano chords? I will be posting a free piano chords chart shortly, so please check back.

So whether you are into blues piano, jazz piano, or classical piano, you are sure to find something of value here. HOPE TO SEE YOU BACK SOON!

Thanks, Dave

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The Top 10 All Time Worst Jokes About Piano Players By Desiree Bruyere

Here, for your barfing pleasure, are the top ten worst jokes of all time about piano players. Nothing personal, you understand, since I am one. But a little comic relief laughing at ourselves is good for both our soul and our humility.

So without further ado, here are some of the all time worst piano jokes in descending order:

10. What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric piano have in common.

Answer: Both suck when you plug them in.

9. What does a piano player dream about?

Answer: Sheet music.

8. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

Answer: A flat minor.

7. What's the difference between a piano accompanianist and a terrorist?

Answer: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

6. How do you make a million dollars playing the piano? Answer: Start with two million.

5. How do you get two piano players to play in perfect unison?

Answer: Shoot one.

4. Did you hear about the piano player who played in rhythm?

Answer: Neither did I.

3. What's the difference between a piano and an onion?

Answer: No one cries when you chop up a piano.

2. What did the piano player get on his IQ test?

Answer: Drool.

1. What's the difference between a medium pizza and a piano player?

Answer: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Pretty bad, eh?

I agree. Now let's all get back to our piano practicing.

PS: None of these lousy jokes are original with me -- they have been around for ages in many forms.

Desiree Bruyere is a free-lance writer and amateur piano player who plays jazz & pop piano strictly for the love of it. She takes piano lessons online and on DVD from her native France, and got started by taking the free 2-year online course in http://www.playpiano.com/ Secrets of Exciting Piano Chords & Sizzling Chord Progressions offered worldwide, then later took the http://www.pianolessonsbyvideo.com/Crash Course In Exciting Piano Playing For Adults